The Republic of St Lennys Island is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Enquiry with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.301 billion St Lennyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Danicalese. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient St Lennys Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Jelly sweets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,739 Jelly sweets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. St Lennys Island's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pluviophilism.

St Lennys Island is ranked 152,759^th in the world and 381^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 633.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.