The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.228 billion Evertopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,956 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, most ambassadors from Evertopia retire only a few years after being appointed, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 6,810^th in the world and 101^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.36 law-abiding acts per hour.