The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.939 billion Super Mega Awesomoids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,829 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 355,170 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of poobum weeheads and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", every week is blindness awareness week, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.

Super Mega Awesome is ranked 2,373^rd in the world and 57^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,117.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.