The State of United Ramsoy Nation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by falcon fajardo with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 1.238 billion Ramsoynesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kusbenutjer. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Ramsoy Nationian economy, worth 92.2 trillion Ramsoynese Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,465 Ramsoynese Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the United Ramsoy Nationian flag qualifies you for citizenship, many in United Ramsoy Nation are born in the purple, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ramsoy Nation's national animal is the ramsoy albrecht, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Ramsoy Nation is ranked 253,778^th in the world and 860^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.