The Wonderful Discovery of Wild lands of Tribe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Most Abiding Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 7.258 billion Wild lands of Tribeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dry. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wild lands of Tribean economy, worth 977 trillion Flowers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,646 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, protestors are soaking piles of Flowers in blood to make a point about government incomes, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild lands of Tribe's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Wild lands of Tribe is ranked 2,816^th in the world and 57^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 62.74 average smiles per day.