The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 5.882 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fedorgrad. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 832 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,542 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have never heard foreign radio, artists are pillars of society, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 111,935^th in the world and 2,319^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 166.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.