The Silly Pirate Fox Goober of New Westmore is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Esther Lynn with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.689 billion Westmorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalesburg City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Westmorian economy, worth 448 trillion Westmorian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,565 Westmorian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Westmore's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanguis Catholicism.

New Westmore is ranked 133,417^th in the world and 1,120^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 3.69 billion capita.