The Democratic Republic of East Anteltal is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.491 billion East Anteltalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anteltal City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Anteltalian economy, worth 316 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 90,778 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Anteltal City for fear of causing a fuss, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Anteltal's national animal is the Highland cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Anteltal is ranked 28,367^th in the world and 619^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.71 law-abiding acts per hour.