The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.495 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,176 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 256,171 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,557,986 per year while the poor average 18,692, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, Tassirionian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Triolan, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 37,552^nd in the world and 804^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.9 law-abiding acts per hour.