The Kingdom of Faisol is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.28 billion Faisolians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Faisolian economy, worth 386 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,790 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faisol's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faisol is ranked 7,989^th in the world and 189^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,389.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.