The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.276 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 25,032 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 565,368 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, a government program is underway to revitalize Goodnamesarerare's beaches, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 94^th in the world and 1^st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 287.67 law-abiding acts per hour.