The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.591 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 367 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,777 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 8,419^th in the world and 202^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.59 law-abiding acts per hour.