The Republic of Bongrovia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mr Leonardis with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.184 billion Bongrovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bongrovia City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bongrovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,690 trillion Bongrovian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,567 Bongrovian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of Bongrovia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongrovia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongrovia is ranked 8,584^th in the world and 541^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.04 law-abiding acts per hour.