The Empire of Imperial Saber is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The humorless population of 8.148 billion Imperial Saberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Sabers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,479 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, Lexia spends billions upgrading public transport, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 7,581^st in the world and 472^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.77 law-abiding acts per hour.