Population | 18.018 billion |
Capital | Sentinel |
Leader | Albert Jones Hoffing |
Currency | kronor |
Animal | Dragon |
The Republic of Ceden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Albert Jones Hoffing with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.018 billion Cedenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentinel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cedenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,263 trillion kronors a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 403,119 kronors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceden's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ceden is ranked 637th in the world and 8th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,223.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceden endorsed The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Ceden was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Ceden, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 56 » Greynne, Condonohia, The Undivided, DiscGolfLand, Tropical Isles, Pandaland II, Orcatortugs, Greg Tucker, Sindria, Moriari, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Thessalian, Iglot, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Glorious Existence, New Belia, Tithio, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Corbeil, Apexiala, Overthinkers, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Mediobogdum, Crickoworse, Guitermot, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Laudesia, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, The Federated Planets Of Earth, Fotisdia, Diet coke enjoyers, Arkengia, Wickedly evil people, Rotvania, Kabirstan, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Pushistia, and 6 others.Eyluvmenia, New Polancahui, RelentlessPirates, Kisovec, Fujai, and Dalimbar.