The United Socialist Assemblies of Comeradia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Jamot Gundledinger with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.682 billion Comeradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thamigenia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,667 Cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the national security service are a bunch of crooks, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comeradia's national animal is the Grug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comeradia is ranked 278,220^th in the world and 4,954^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.