The Free Land of Fizzopolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fizz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.745 billion Fizzopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celandin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fizzopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,209 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizzopolis's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fizzopolis is ranked 292,571^st in the world and 374^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.