Population | 8.535 billion |
Leader | the General Confederation of Labour |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | wolf |
The United Socialist States of Martilliopen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the General Confederation of Labour with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.535 billion Martilliopenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Martilliopenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,647 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Martilliopen's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Martilliopen is ranked 865th in the world and 7th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 103.21 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Martilliopen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Martilliopen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, in a baffling press conference the General Confederation of Labour proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Martilliopen, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Martilliopen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Henchikurin, Sincadenas, Rorlenland, Kawany, Caspersland, United Socialist Republics of LAN, Fizzopolis, New Arkados, Nepacton Murt, Soviet Trailer Park, Kagtopia, Midterra, Marxist Land of Peoples, Themsylvanii, Fibish, Newer Zealand, PEPEP, Republic of Braz, Zaratov, Peace Forrest, Hoshikuni, Hussija, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, Larger Green Plants, East Scoth, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Xanidema, Huazhi, Kero Kero Bonito, Erosodom, Volkersland, Brockfort, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Afondawel, Venusian Soviets, and Ancron.