The Armed Republic of Hyenaton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.122 billion Hyenatonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyenaton City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenatonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,504 trillion Yeen Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,475 Yeen Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenaton's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenaton is ranked 290,307^th in the world and 5,204^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.