The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.149 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,011 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,157 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, it is often said that only Queen-Empress Sophia could bring down Dàguó, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 64,929^th in the world and 1,196^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,256.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.