Population | 9.318 billion |
Capital | Aquatica |
Leader | Bobby Tables |
Faith | hydration |
Currency | Null Pointer |
Animal | Segmentation Fault |
The Nation of Moist Moist is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bobby Tables with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.318 billion Moist ones are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquatica. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Moist economy, worth 532 trillion Null Pointers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,110 Null Pointers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, it's all quiet on the western front, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moist Moist's national animal is the Segmentation Fault, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hydration.
Moist Moist is ranked 208,509th in the world and 114th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -87.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Moist Moist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Stationary.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gudetamia.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Dominion of Red Oazis.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Libanese.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tuldar.
- : Moist Moist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Sangrinaria.
- : Moist Moist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Moist Moist was endorsed by The Illuminated Kingdom of The Ambis.
- : Moist Moist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Rushenberg, World Trade, Kochevnia, Orang Moku, Rayekka, The United Patagonian States, Republic of Aiyland, Brototh, Sasputa, Cerdenia, Golden York, Sevae, Introvert Hill, Sangrinaria, Libanese, Red Oazis, and Gudetamia.