Population | 2.26 billion |
Capital | Aurudo |
Leader | Sanda von Roi |
Faith | Fulgurianism |
Currency | Assem |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Marchiaa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sanda von Roi with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.26 billion Marchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurudo. The average income tax rate is 60.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Marchian economy, worth 256 trillion Assems a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,677 Assems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sanda von Roi's throne, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Sanda von Roi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marchiaa's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fulgurianism.
Marchiaa is ranked 3,108th in the world and 171st in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 154.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Sanda von Roi.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Marchiaa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sanda von Roi's throne.
- : Marchiaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Primitive, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided.
- : Marchiaa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Marchiaa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, Sanda von Roi's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Debussy, Juba, The Gelseen Hegemony, Devinsburg, Aigania, Guiness Freaks, Axixic, Svobodala, Malororia, Darkium, Boston Mass, General Mike, Burning Pants, Leonism, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Friaritat, The Emerald Union, Oppalli, Caellip Major, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Wang Yao, Iron Alliance, and Praenestia.