The DemocraticSocialist Republic of Reformed Just Shapes and Beats is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kliowpadrt Undertal with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.579 billion Qirinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neghalea. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qirinese economy, worth 924 trillion Qirinese Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,477 Qirinese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, prudishness is on the way out, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Just Shapes and Beats's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reformed Just Shapes and Beats is ranked 142,070^th in the world and 872^nd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 63.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.