The Império of Drafonico is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by O Drafon with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 4.676 billion Drafons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drafeste. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drafonico economy, worth 683 trillion Drafenoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,131 Drafenoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drafonico's national animal is the Drafon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drafonismo.

Drafonico is ranked 146,931^st in the world and 116^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 490.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.