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Most Primitive: 283rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,283rd
The Village of
Democratic Socialists
Misspelling names since 2022
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Villagers uninted

Population2.535 billion

CapitalTurtle vista
LeaderThe Omega villager

CurrencyDabloon
Animalsea turtle

The Village of Villagers uninted is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Omega villager with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.535 billion villagers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle vista. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Villagerian economy, worth 234 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 92,446 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, most academic research has ground to a halt, glamping villagers won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Villagers uninted's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Villagers uninted is ranked 244,942nd in the world and 202nd in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,396.89 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 283rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,283rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,542ndMost Influential: 6,717thBest Weather: 6,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,457thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,822ndMost Pacifist: 9,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,231stMost Cultured: 9,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,539thMost Inclusive: 12,219thHighest Food Quality: 12,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,704thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,287thMost Secular: 18,222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 26,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,939thNicest Citizens: 29,288th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Villagers uninted was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Most Inclusive, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, glamping villagers won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Villagers uninted lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Villagers uninted, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.

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