The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jan Coek Boegeng with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.893 billion Malvin are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 202,705 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tara Amarta spends billions upgrading public transport, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Jan Coek Boegeng's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malev is ranked 4,482^nd in the world and 113^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,743.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.