The United Socialist States of Serilussark is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The All Knowing One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.598 billion Serilussarkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serilusia. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serilussarkian economy, worth 867 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,538 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, being The All Knowing One has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serilussark's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leaderism.

Serilussark is ranked 249,342^nd in the world and 228^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.