The Vague Definition of Liberal of New Equanimia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by New Equanimia's current leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.5 billion Equanimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Former New Adequatia City. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Equanimian economy, worth 604 trillion New Equanimian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,356 New Equanimian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of New Equanimia's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Equanimia's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Equanimia is ranked 245,705^th in the world and 206^th in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,138.13 Standard Monetary Units.