The Confederacy of Sinzalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Six Flames of Sinzalia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 878 million Sinzalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudsinza. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sinzalian economy, worth 75.5 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,962 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Iguanas have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinzalia's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinzalia is ranked 204,477^th in the world and 187^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.