The Anarchic Xenhydrozoan Bliss of Tolvon is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.643 billion Tolvos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mianserin. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tolvo economy, worth 374 trillion really cool looking rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,762 really cool looking rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown. Tolvon's national animal is the anomalocaris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tolvon is ranked 8,921^st in the world and 263^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,796.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.