The United Socialist States of Bungle Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bungleman with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.054 billion Bungles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bungle Republician economy, worth 636 trillion Magic Sprinkles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,928 Magic Sprinkles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, parents dread their examinations more than their children, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bungle Republic's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bungle Republic is ranked 12,763^rd in the world and 334^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,366.81 pounds of wildlife per square mile.