The Republic of Canadian New Jersey is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 744 million Canadian New Jerseyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ontario. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Canadian New Jerseyian economy, worth 78.5 trillion Jerseyian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,461 Jerseyian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian New Jersey's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canadian New Jersey is ranked 183,076^th in the world and 120^th in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,165.86 Standard Monetary Units.