Population | 8.626 billion |
Capital | Brandenburg |
Leader | Augustus Caesar |
Faith | Cult of Reason |
Currency | Deutsche Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Virtuous Republic of Orson Welles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Augustus Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.626 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandenburg. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 390,027 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Orange is the new black for judicial robes, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown. Orson Welles's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.
Orson Welles is ranked 293,046th in the world and 3,885th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Orson Welles changed its national motto to "Work shall set you free.".
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Orson Welles was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Orson Welles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Orson Welles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
- : Following new legislation in Orson Welles, dream holidays often go awry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Hongg Kong, Mediobogdum, Shaktirajya, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Twisted Duality, Overthinkers, Thyrall, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Pandaland II, Infinite Star, Inner Ryxtylopia, Q The Almighty, El Facil, Isle Royale, Rengum in Lingo, Occidius, Podium, New Democratic Republic of Russia, The Warriors of Determination, Varanius, Condonohia, Tropical Isles, Orcatortugs, Albyion Kingdom, Escapitania, Hyperion Towers, Triestine, Diet coke enjoyers, Algueneia, Guitermot, Glorious Existence, Corbeil, Fotisdia, Succedania, Wickedly evil people, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Nas Crustium, Kabirstan, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Rotvania, Pushistia, Eyluvmenia, All Good People, and Zoran.