The Indigenous Federation of Nacaome is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lempira with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.751 billion Nacaomeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nojoch-Nacaome. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nacaomean economy, worth 349 trillion Táak'iins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,895 Táak'iins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Nacaome has found 2 easter eggs), the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Scarlet Macaw sacrifices, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Nacaome's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nacaome's national animal is the Scarlet Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nacaome is ranked 24,588^th in the world and 310^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.39 law-abiding acts per hour.