The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.376 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,731 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,796 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 1,538^th in the world and 20^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,101.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.