The Socialist Republic of Our India is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister SS with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.542 billion Indians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Our Indian economy, worth 472 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,778 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", every week is blindness awareness week, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our India's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Our India is ranked 13,141^st in the world and 341^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,342.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.