The Bad Vibes of Saladass is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grongus Ratman with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.212 billion Femboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greer. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cringe economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,838 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, and freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saladass's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saladass is ranked 4,723^rd in the world and 114^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,814.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.