The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.358 billion BearStacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,792 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Panda, future leaders of BearStackof2015 regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 1,462^nd in the world and 25^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,641.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.