The Third Eagle of Yossito II is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yossito with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.737 billion Yossito Citizens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yossito City. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yossian economy, worth 334 trillion Yos bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,064 Yos bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aims of top-secret Yossian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Yossian citizenship in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yossito II's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yossito II is ranked 155,352^nd in the world and 1,631^st in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.74 billion capita.