The Kingdom of Grod Dratia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Terren Lung with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.632 billion Grod Dratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Styria. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grod Dratian economy, worth 337 trillion leis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,074 leis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grod Dratia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grod Dratia's national animal is the Gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Cthulu.

Grod Dratia is ranked 13,595^th in the world and 307^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,697.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.