The Serene Republic of Sansangra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wally Littlebird with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.001 billion Sansangrans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basaam. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sansangran economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion abrazoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,261 abrazoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wally Littlebird's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBS Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sansangra's national animal is the parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sansangra is ranked 6,648^th in the world and 168^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.75 law-abiding acts per hour.