The Imperial Federation of Keovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Addevar IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.539 billion Keovians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plymouth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Keovian economy, worth 814 trillion Keons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 230,262 Keons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,346 per year while the poor average 52,060, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Keovia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keovia's national animal is the Brown Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keovia is ranked 32,217^th in the world and 700^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.58 law-abiding acts per hour.