The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.834 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrinja. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 810 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,957 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Kožas in blood to make a point about government incomes, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 9,282^nd in the world and 216^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,568.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.