The Grand Duchy of Malvekia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dubont Stilwell with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.975 billion Malvekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Malvekia. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvekian economy, worth 466 trillion Malvekian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,746 Malvekian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvekia's national animal is the Mountain Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanguis Christianity.

Malvekia is ranked 7,548^th in the world and 190^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.94 law-abiding acts per hour.