The Whenua Rongonui of Aotearoa Zealand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Edwards with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.759 billion Aotearoa Zealandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Aotearoa Zealandian economy, worth 409 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,999 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, Prime Minister John Edwards reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aotearoa Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Aotearoa Zealand is ranked 283,769^th in the world and 303^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.