The United Individuals of EquGothic Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.809 billion EquGothic Nationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant EquGothic Nationian economy, worth 619 trillion equgoths a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,884 equgoths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EquGothic Nation's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EquGothic Nation is ranked 293,971^st in the world and 7,216^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -43.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.