The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.271 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 12,637 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 463,402 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, Air Zavea is rumored to receive more government funding than the Zavean Air Force, Prime Minister Langley's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Zavea. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zavea is ranked 293,646^th in the world and 7,196^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -68.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.