Population | 6.462 billion |
Capital | Vettia |
Leader | Borschtis Kartofflen |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Turtle |
The Collectively Confused States of Kagtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Borschtis Kartofflen with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.462 billion Kagtopians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vettia. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The powerhouse Kagtopian economy, worth 650 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,675 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Borschtis Kartofflen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagtopia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Kagtopia is ranked 287,415th in the world and 317th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The 30 Years of Jurassic Park of Sauros.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Dominion of Kero Kero Bonito.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Huazhi.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » United Socialist Republics of LAN, Martilliopen, Khoridan, Fizzopolis, Soviet Trailer Park, Rorlenland, New Arkados, Kawany, Midterra, Sincadenas, Fibish, Marxist Land of Peoples, Sarmanov, Newer Zealand, Republic of Braz, Themsylvanii, Giratyphon, Zaratov, Hussija, Tourettesia, Rhenna, Runegeist, Larger Green Plants, Xanidema, Huazhi, Kero Kero Bonito, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Ancron.