The Holy Kingdom of Christos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 12.942 billion Christorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auroragon. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.

The all-consuming Christorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,559 Dollarmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, artists are pillars of society, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christos's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christos is ranked 96,390^th in the world and 2,229^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 252.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.