The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 421 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Springwallan economy, worth 33.5 trillion Domars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,613 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients, and daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 30,587^th in the world and 711^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.37 law-abiding acts per hour.